The Plastic Hippo

January 9, 2010

Willenhall Car Boot Sale – everything must go

Filed under: Politics,Walsall — theplastichippo @ 6:40 pm

There are bargains galore to be had at an indoor car boot sale at Willenhall Leisure Centre tomorrow, Sunday January 10.

The sale will run from 8.30am until 12 noon and admission is free.

The centre has been holding monthly sales since last October and previous events have been sell-outs. All sorts of goodies are available at knock-down prices so turn up early to avoid disappointment.

Sample lots on offer include:

  • A full size swimming pool – own transport essential
  • Gym equipment – hardly used
  • Fixtures and fittings including radiators, dance floors and light fittings – bring your own tools to dismantle
  • Building materials including bricks, a roof, doors and windows – sledgehammers recommended
  • A number of hard-working, low-paid staff
  • A nine-hole municipal golf course
  • A variety of schools – ideal for the religiously intolerant
  • An entire social care service
  • An education system – perfect for war profiteers and imprisoners of children
  • The souls of various councillors to the highest bidder
  • Your future

These once in a council lifetime bargains are available on a first-come, first-served basis so get yourself along to Willenhall Leisure Centre because once it`s gone – it`s gone.

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