The Plastic Hippo

December 29, 2010

Wake up Walsall

Filed under: Walsall — theplastichippo @ 7:44 pm

Just the other day, my wife and I visited Walsall town centre and we were both disgusted at what we were forced to endure. What in God’s name has happened to the town that was once the jewel in the crown of the British Empire?

Not one person was carrying an English flag or wearing a rose to celebrate St Georges day. It seems that they are ashamed to be English. Instead, some of them were wearing red hats trimmed with fur as a blatant display of loyalty to evil Marxist tyranny. All of them were probably unemployed and rather than perform their civic duty by buying a shovel and clearing the pavements of snow, they were actually going into shops and buying presents. I nearly slipped. It makes me ashamed to be English.

But it gets worse. My wife and I had to walk through discarded litter that had been ignored by the countless, idle young people milling about the town. It amazes me that these people refuse to get off the dole and find a job. I have told my wife to be ashamed of being English.

Then there were other shirkers spending their benefit money in pubs rather than being in church on Christmas Eve. There they were, bold as brass, drinking their beer and smoking their cigarettes subsidised by the taxes paid by my wife and others. If I could have my way, these scroungers would be made to spend normal working hours in the stocks and then forced to work at night cleaning the streets of our beautiful town.

And another thing. The car parks and streets were clogged with cars. Unemployed from as far away as Aldridge and Willenhall come into Walsall town centre to spend their hand-outs and take parking spaces that should be reserved for Walsall people. It makes me ashamed to live in Walsall.

At least our wonderful new government is doing something about this national disgrace. Stopping the payment of benefits to this low life might just make them think twice about buying that pint of beer, that packet of cigarettes or that jumbo pack of nappies. Without state hand-outs these vermin will have to find work or die.

It is time that the decent, hard-working people of Walsall stood up to this kind of scum. The unemployed do not deserve libraries, leisure centres, care homes or schools for their feral children. Walsall council is fighting the good fight in defending honest, hard working tax payers like my wife by closing down these facilities to the free loading parasites who cannot be bothered to find a job.

It is time for Walsall to wake up and put these scrounging unemployed in their place. Only then can I tell my wife to stop being ashamed of Walsall and be proud of our magnificent cultural heritage.

If he were still alive, heaven knows what Richard Wattis would have made of this disgraceful state of affairs. He would, no doubt, agree with me and be ashamed of Walsall and would also agree that we should be proud of Walsall at the same time…err…yes…right…I really don’t know what I’m doing. My wife…err…yes.

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10 Comments »

  1. I had that John Stonehouse in the back of my cab t’other day…

    All the best

    Bob

    Comment by BrownhillsBob — December 29, 2010 @ 8:18 pm | Reply

  2. Splendid stuff! Laughter can cause Payne, but not the other way round…

    Comment by ReubenTranter — December 29, 2010 @ 10:58 pm | Reply

  3. […] Just the other day, my wife and I visited Walsall town centre and we were both disgusted at what we were forced to endure. What in God’s name has happened to the town that was once the jewel in the crown of the British Empire? Not one person was carrying an English flag or wearing a rose to celebrate St Georges day. It seems that they are ashamed to be English. Instead, some of them were wearing red hats trimmed with fur as a blatant display of l … Read More […]

    Pingback by Wake up Walsall (via The Plastic Hippo) « BrownhillsBob's Brownhills Blog — December 29, 2010 @ 11:12 pm | Reply

  4. there can be pleasure in Payne…

    Comment by martin — December 29, 2010 @ 11:44 pm | Reply

  5. Richard had a simple answer – he came from Wednesbury – the hub of the Universe! ( and he was gay..)

    Comment by Kipping — December 30, 2010 @ 11:07 am | Reply

  6. What a cracking read!

    Finally there are otheres that feel the same

    I have lived in Walsall all of my life & have seen events in recent years that will stay with me all the way to the grave.

    Comment by Neil Millward — December 30, 2010 @ 12:25 pm | Reply

  7. Hippo, your posts always entertain, but this had me actually laughing out loud. Have you considered ghost writing for Littlejohn in the Daily Fail?

    Comment by stymaster — December 30, 2010 @ 2:40 pm | Reply

  8. Eye pain can be caused by this type of posting.

    Comment by Andrew — December 31, 2010 @ 10:50 am | Reply

  9. Eye pain can be caused by this type of writing. I have had to dab mine.

    Comment by Andrew — December 31, 2010 @ 10:50 am | Reply

  10. […] I’ve not had this post cleared by my wife, Ian Payne’s wife or Kelvin MacKenzie, as is my right. What on earth would Richard Wattis think? […]

    Pingback by Payne killer | BrownhillsBob's Brownhills Blog — April 12, 2015 @ 6:48 pm | Reply


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