Dress code: formal but no hoodies, trainers or baseball caps.
6-00pm. Drinks, canapés and excuses on the terrace.
6-30pm. Meeting of the full council.
6-35pm. Hors D’oeuvre: Pan fried Willenhall stool pigeon served with a compote of vodka-stuffed hand-picked lentils and a rhubarb jus of broken promises.
Entrée: Mechanically separated Pheasey Park Farm meat product patty in a sesame pain de Tesco avec le Kraft fromage slice served with extra pomme frite anglais on a bed of parking tickets and complimented by top-sliced education and crushed social services.
Vegetarian entrée: Pickled red cabbage infused with an invisible policy sorbet and shaved banana skins served with vegetable kebabs and very little else.
Cheese board with Bath Olivers.
8-30pm. Dancing to the Titanic dance-band.
Carriages at 10-00pm on Thursday 3rd May 2012.